Actually, my lie was that I am a woman... I do prefer to play female characters, but I am in fact, of the male gender... I do consider myself an Amateur because thus far I have earned no money for any of my work... that is the primary definition of an amateur.
what man would turn away from the ability to have a woman do exactly what he says....
As to your fib... you are obviously very observant, if not hyper observant... I doubt that you do actually believe that you are a vain, narcissistic, megalomaniacal, superior individual... and the lowest form of wit is widely known to be the pun, not sarcasm...
my statements-
1) I am a moderator on another game's forum
2) I find this game an intriguing way to spend my free time
3) I, though I am computer literate, have never viewed on-line videos