LOOK OUT, HERE COME THE PUNgggggfffffzzzz *crackle*
You dropped the mic, Kira, do it again!
SHIT, I'M TOO DRUNK TO PICK IT UP HAHAHA
Wait, we're live!!!!
OH GODDAMNIT...*several more minutes of fumbling around*
LOOK OUT, HERE COME THE PUNKS!!!!!!
Yes, people, PUNK IN DRUBLIC is now accepting membership applications! We are a very new studio that has flown up the rankings like a rocket! We are currently ranked 14th and have yet to finish outside of the top 10 in Temple contests! Reasons you should join us? Yeah, I got ya reasons right here....
1. 50% skill boost!
84% cash boost!
54% XP boost!
And we're about to sign a record deal ANY DAY NOW! When we get that filthy lucre, it will ALL go on studio upgrades NOT alcohol!!!!! (Probably)
2. ACTIVITY!!!
We are one of the most active studios on the server, there is ALWAYS someone here to argue about pointless shit with! If you are NOT here for 4 days in a row without telling someone, we will assume your arguments are both weak and plagiarized and you may lose your spot. Tell us that you have some reason FIRST, however and everything is cool 
3. NOT A PUNK FAN????
Although I find your morals DEEPLY questionable, coming to a Punk studio and telling us that you DON'T like Punk, is actually kinda Punk. I like it. Shows charactor! Don't worry, we will help you blast all of the Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus out of your brain, never to return!
4. WEEKLY CONTESTS!!!
Every week, we give out SuperHero costume parts and diamonds to contest winners. Contests are based mostly around Temple right now but we do MANY other fun things as well!!!
5. DUELS!!!!
We try to keep a FAIRLY civilized mosh pit here, so PLEASE no punching studio mates in the back of the head!
6. THE BEST FOR LAST!!!!!!!
We have something no other studio has...our very own studio theme song! Yes, written ABOUT THIS VERY STUDIO!! I can't post a link to it here but contact Kira31 or Lila23 if you want to hear something AWESOME!
Finally, I should address the rumor going around that our studio is just a den of drunken, trouble making shits who are trying to have FUN with this game above anything...an unpopular attitude, I know but...it's ALL TRUE
So, if you are lvl 70 plus and want to help us get into the top 10 and throw some shit at the big, dull, corporate studios...come on down and we will help you spike your mohawk 
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Edited by KiraPunk, 01 November 2016 - 10:50 AM.
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Second this is a perfectly done recruitment post! 
Best of luck to you with your recruitment. 
. I understand about the link, no problem
